D C D C Take the National Express when your life's in a mess, it will make you smile D C D C All human life is here, from the feeble old dear to the screaming child D C D C From the student who knows, that to have one of those, would be suicide D C D C To the family man, manhandling the pram with paternal pride D G A7 And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright D G A7 D we're going where the air, is free D C D C On the National Express there's a jolly hostess, selling crisps and tea D C D C She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks, for a sky-high fee D C D C Mini skirts were in style when she danced in the aisle, back in sixty three D C D C But it's hard to get by, when your arse is the size of a small country D G A7 And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright D G A7 D we're going where the air, is free Tomorrow belongs to me.. When you're sad and feeling blue, with nothing better to do, just don't sit there feeling stressed, take a trip on the National Express.. On the National Express.. ENJOY Y'ALL :)